Enchilada Theory
By Zim Olson
Inspired by a debate on C-Span between for and
against proponents of the NAFTA Trade Agreement (03/01/2008)
Enchilada Theory is a Theory in which the optimum
state of Enchilada is achieved.
Unfortunately, for whom I am not sure, there are
a variety of known ways of measuring the state of Enchilada.
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First of all the definition of Enchilada is not
certain. I will propose a few possible definitions.
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Mexican style/recipe: Tortilla
Maiz, Carne Asada, Salsa Tomate, Chilles Rellenos Etc. Etc.
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United States version 1: Tortilla of
White Bleached Flower, Ground Hamburger, Onion, Tomato Sauce, Salt/Pepper,
Taco/Enchilada Sauce.
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Canadian Attempt: Fly to Mexico during
winter months and take your chances.
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Optimizing these states of Enchilada across the
spectrum of a Universal Enchilada can be achieved Mathematically and
subsequently Existentially.
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You could choose to toss the available
and current constructs of possible Enchilada states and design a
ideal optimum Enchilada State. For Example: Chinese Enchilada constructs,
or a Enchilada Union state.
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On the other hand it may be desirable to
maintain certain components of Enchilada of each of the stated possible
Enchilada and Enchilada definitions. This may enhance the
possibility of digestion of the Enchilada State by who/whatever
consumes the State of Enchilada. Hopefully something/someone will
benefit from this?!
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To solve for the proposed/defined States of Enchilada
you take the following Expression: Mexican Enchilada + Non Mexican
Enchilada + USA Enchilada + Non USA Enchilada + Canadian Enchilada +
Non Canadian Enchilada and solve for a Unique and New State of
Enchilada Expression.
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With this new Enchilada State expressed and implemented
it is best if it is consumed soon so it will not deteriorate/spoil.
I don't think Enchilada States are preserved or freeze well.
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In case of unforeseen problems. Some Pepto Bismal,
Vitamins and other sources of Enchilada(s) should be on hand.
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Unfortunately some people will complain and say
they don't like Mexican Food. In this case. States of Egg Roll, or Currie
States or a variety of other known and working/viable states can be
made part of the infrastructure.
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And if some consumers are
still unhappy with this state of _______________. They can submit
their own blog to the World Wide Web and start a Cyber State. Or get
an advanced degree in Culinary Science or Specialize with a degree in
Enchilada Applications AND help develop the market place (currently
the State of Enchilada) for other cooks
/ consumers.
Author/Owner - Zim Olson
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