Enchilada Theory     By Zim Olson

Inspired by a debate on C-Span between for and against proponents of the NAFTA Trade Agreement
(03/01/2008)

Enchilada Theory is a Theory in which the optimum state of Enchilada is achieved.

Unfortunately, for whom I am not sure, there are a variety of known ways of measuring the state of Enchilada.

1. First of all the definition of Enchilada is not certain. I will propose a few possible definitions.

   1. Mexican style/recipe:   Tortilla Maiz, Carne Asada, Salsa Tomate, Chilles Rellenos Etc. Etc.

   2. United States version 1:  Tortilla of White Bleached Flower, Ground Hamburger, Onion, Tomato Sauce, Salt/Pepper, Taco/Enchilada Sauce.

   3. Canadian Attempt:  Fly to Mexico during winter months and take your chances.

2. Optimizing these states of Enchilada across the spectrum of a Universal Enchilada can be achieved Mathematically and subsequently Existentially.

   1.  You could choose to toss the available and current constructs of possible Enchilada states and design a ideal optimum Enchilada State. For Example: Chinese Enchilada constructs, or a Enchilada Union state.

   2. On the other hand it may be desirable to maintain certain components of Enchilada of each of the stated possible Enchilada and Enchilada definitions.  This may enhance the possibility of digestion of the Enchilada State by who/whatever consumes the State of Enchilada. Hopefully something/someone will benefit from this?!

3. To solve for the proposed/defined States of Enchilada you take the following Expression:  Mexican Enchilada + Non Mexican Enchilada + USA Enchilada + Non USA Enchilada + Canadian Enchilada + Non Canadian Enchilada  and solve for a Unique and New State of Enchilada Expression.

4. With this new Enchilada State expressed and implemented it is best if it is consumed soon so it will not deteriorate/spoil. I don't think Enchilada States are preserved or freeze well.

5. In case of unforeseen problems. Some Pepto Bismal, Vitamins and other sources of Enchilada(s) should be on hand.

6. Unfortunately some people will complain and say they don't like Mexican Food. In this case. States of Egg Roll, or Currie States or a variety of other known and working/viable states can be made part of the infrastructure.

7. And if some consumers are still unhappy with this state of _______________.  They can submit their own blog to the World Wide Web and start a Cyber State. Or get an advanced degree in Culinary Science or Specialize with a degree in Enchilada Applications AND help develop the market place (currently the State of Enchilada)  for other cooks ×/ consumers.

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